Olaf Roschitz

"I really love that African E.T. painting... it's about 12 feet tall and I want it. Amanda and I own another of Olaf's paintings... it's awesome. If I get a chance to purchase a 2nd Olaf painting, I'm going to request that Olaf scotch tape a swab of cell samples from his cheek just in case future generations want to clone. Just an idea. Or maybe I'll switch his swab for mine... or maybe I'll put Missy's DNA up there so when they clone the artist... it turns out to be Missy... a little black and white dog... everyone will laugh at my joke. Unless they are Spock-like scientists... then they will just raise the corners of their eye brows... just one side and look puzzled. The future is going to be neat like that. I wonder if after we die there will be a... this is getting too long. Sorry."

"When I met Olaf roughly 7 years ago, he was living in a six-plex that was inhabited by pretty much all of his friends. It was almost like coming onto the set of Friends, the television show, except there was only one hot girl instead of three...and a bunch of guys. So I guess it was more like Seinfeld. Anyway, he was painting back then as well and he keeps getting better and better... like a fine wine or cheese."