Instructors: John Scott

Instructs SuperHero 101 and that's not even a real class. John Scott is a fat ass.

caricature of John Scott, scott fitness owner

Contact John Scott

e: john.scottfitness@gmail.com
p: 816.215.2954
Owner / unPopular Fiction Writer, Inventor of: SimuSwim, FlyFish Aerobics, Super Hero 101 & the Fitness Suppository!

"Exercise and Fitness Education are two of my favorite past-times. Learning about human anatomy, physiology, and nutrition have been passions of mine since high school. I also enjoy racing box turtles. I have a B.S. in Kinesiology from Kansas State University and have been personal training since 1984.

There's a lot more to life than being "fit" but remember to keep physical activity a part of a well-balanced lifestyle and call your mom. She loves you.

Thank you for checking out our website and considering a membership at Scott Fitness."
~ John Scott

Three Easy Steps to Fitness

1. Pay Money
 2. Lift Weights
 3. Feel Joy

Fitness Never Sleeps

"Though occasionally sleepy and often fatigued, Fitness Never Sleeps ... maybe a nap now and then, but Fitness is always easily aroused and constantly aware of its surroundings. In my naive youth, I tried to sneak up behind Fitness while it was in an apparent state of slumber. Just as I was about to yell "boo!" and get my kicks, Fitness bolted upright and kicked me in the chin. That was a painful lesson and gave me TMJ, but I'm still grateful ... still impressed and respectful ... "Bow to your sansei!" respectful.

Man Dog Missy is almost always asleep. He sleeps for me and I am grateful ... and respectful ... and grateful. I already said that. Thank you, Man Dog Missy. You are indeed a good companion, my Fitness sidekick and sleeping surrogate.

Dream for me Man Dog Missy. Your hypnagogic dream state is mine and your Stage 5 REM makes my eyes dart around ... except my eye lids are open and people think I have a mental condition. Bark at ephemeral postal workers and I bark with you. Dream on my diminutive sidekick. Your gender confused moniker doesn't phase me ... very much."


"Rest in peace, Bob." ~ Kels.

My Propero's Books Desert Island picks ... Read about some of the books I'd pray to wash ashore ... more.

Favorite Quotes:

  • "What doesn't kill us may make us stronger, but often it leaves such deep emotional scars that we are completely worthless for the rest of our pitiful lives."
  • "I’m not smart, but I can lift heavy things."
  • "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." ~ Indigo Mantoya
  • "There is nothing like the taste of soap."~ "T" Dog of CatDog
  • "Scott Fitness Man!" ~ Scott Fitness Man